porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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