It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
jump out the window naked night went bad
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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