I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
high people should be assigned attendants
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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