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He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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