Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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