Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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