I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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