When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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