I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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