I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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