How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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