I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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