butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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