i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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