I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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