My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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