RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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