I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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