I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I want a musical about memes.
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