Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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