I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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