so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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