But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
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I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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