Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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