the day after is always just damage control
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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