Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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