i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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