She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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