Got a toothbrush?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
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he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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