Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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