this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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