Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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