I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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