I have demons in me.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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