She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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