i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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