awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
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This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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