I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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