we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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