I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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