do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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