My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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