you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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