i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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