Pants 0. Shit 1.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
The ass gains better be worth it
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