Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
do herpes really smell.
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just want nice things and good sex
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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