even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
tequila makes me forget i have legs
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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