It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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