Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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