Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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